System 7 v0.34æ VIMES Server......................................... Online
Virtual Identification Management Encryption System............ Ready
Optic Sensor........................................................................ Online
Critical Sensor Vdc.............................................................. Optimal
Ok, so whatcha, whatcha, whatcha want ?!?!
Wanna know the DEEP DARK ME ?! Actually, it's not very dark, but the psych does go deep. 2.01813" to be precise.
What is this guy on?!? (You say)
Me ?
Descriptive follows:
Race: White caucasian
Sex: Male
Height: 5' 9"
Weight: 180lbs (+/- a few)
Favorite color(s): Black, Silver, Red
Favorite Food: "Anything" with Habanero's or something that's above 800 scovilles.
Favorite Book: Ummmmmm.......I guess Arthur C. Clarkes' 2001: A Space Odyssey. I like S. King's stuff, too.
Favorite Car: Da' Vector ! '74 Chevy Nova, '69 Chevy Malibu, '72 Chevy Chevelle, '95 4X4 Nissan Pathfinder, Toyota 4Runner (Or Big Foot, whichever is cheaper)
I.Q.: Somewhere between cannabilism and insanity
Favorite Sport: Do I have to !?!!!! (Actually, I love Racquetball, hiking and snorkeling)
Favorite Perfume(s) In order: Jessica McLintoch, Sand & Sable, Wite Shoulders, Tabu, Jovan Wild Musk
Favorite Men's Cologne: Old Spice, Halston Z-14, Quorum, Pier Cardin
Favorite Drink: Caffeine (Jolt, Coke, Diet Mt. Dew)
Favorite Critter: Black Panther
Favorite Arachnid: Jumping Spider
Favorite OS: Linux